Funny police report
A tale of a daring milk robbery in Ohio.
Choice quote from the police report
“he realized this was no joke when the rotund robbers began pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists”
I'm kind enough not to bore you with this stuff in person.
A tale of a daring milk robbery in Ohio.
Choice quote from the police report
“he realized this was no joke when the rotund robbers began pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists”
One Comment
Nick
There’s something about this one. Obviously, it’s not okay to hit women. That said, he’s being robbed. By a bunch of fat chicks. If this guy is enough of a saint not to fight back, why even bother filing a police report? For insurance purposes so he can get the phone replaced free?