Funny
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This should be a bumper-sticker
From the Mulligan’s (home of the HamDog) MySpace page.
If it has a face, we can deep fry it!
A review of their Thursday open mic will be here soon.
For those who don’t get the joke, the de facto motto of people who don’t eat meat for ethicquoal reasons is that “They don’t eat anything with a face.”
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Another interesting Steyn column
About the Persian Peril. It features the notable quote “Hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue”.
Meanwhile, over on FoxNews, you can read the article Academics Develop Formula for Perfect Butt.
Which is
(S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V).
* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)
* C = circularity (rounder is better)
* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)
* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)
* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)
* V = the ratio of one’s hips to waist. Finally, do the math.…
But science really settles nothing, says booty expert Sir-Mix-A-Lot.“They got to be juicy, round, with a little jiggle to it,” the “Baby Got Back” rapper told The Post yesterday, laughing hysterically. “The bubbliness does matter.”
But there’s only one way to measure the most desirable derriere, he said.
“You know it when you see it,” he said. “We could debate this all day.”
Really, that was a real article.
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But I had my fingers crossed…….
Here is most of last night’s South Park courtesy of YouTube.com. It would seem that Comedy Central did indeed censor the episode, and that was not a pr trick. Oddly enough, the image of Mohammed DOES appear in the opening credits to the syndicated version of the program.
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Wednesday rapid fire
- Immigrants’ Jobless Rate Falls Below U.S. Natives’
The jobless rate among immigrants fell below that of U.S.-born workers last year for the first time in at least a decade, according to new government data, during a hiring boom by construction, hospitality, and other companies that rely heavily on immigrant labor.
Unemployment among immigrants was 4.6 percent in 2005, down from 5.5 percent in 2004. The jobless rate among native-born Americans was 5.2 percent, down from 5.5 percent a year before.
That falls in line with Glenn Reynolds’ comment of
One difference between the demonstrations in France and the demonstrations in America: The French are demonstrating for the right not to work hard, while the demonstrators in America mostly want to work.
- How to Pull an All-Nighter
- Michael Yon is back
- Classic Tough Guy One Liners, my favorites
“Fools get away with the impossible.”,
“She couldn’t be all bad. Nobody is.’ “She comes closest”,
and
“You’re better off than me… You got me for a buddy… I only got you.” - A nice general article on plug-in hybrids.
- Immigrants’ Jobless Rate Falls Below U.S. Natives’
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Alex Tabarrok has the line of the day
In this post
Brad just doesn’t know right-wing agitprop. My friends walked out, but I exited the theater, pumped my fist in the air and shouted, Wolverines! (That’s when I first knew I was a rather odd Canadian – perhaps this was destiny.)
He would later (legally) immigrate to America and taste the sweet air of freedom.
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Quote of the Moment
Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!” –Zeca Pagodinho
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Not that impressed with Neko
I thought it was an odd choice of song, and the full band made it sound too full. Not bad though.
Larry the Cable Guy stole the show with the line about the woman so ugly “the Elephant Man would throw a telethon for her.”
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Quick round up
- The Simpson’s intro – as done by real people.
- Spaceplanes
- It’s not fascism because we don’t call it fascism – the food police are now after soft drinks.
- Some clear thinking on the morning after pill.
- Evidently AT&T has a 1.9 trillion call database.
- Your tax dollars are paying auto workers not to work.
- An article on tracking public opinion on the internet. I will one day get my blogprophet project up and going.
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Interesting
One way to separate the tech savvy from the non tech savvy I suppose.
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If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.
Via Mark, this would seem to be the definitive list of Norrisisms….