Weirdness

  • Web,  Weirdness

    An advancement in gender equality

    While perusing my spam folder to make sure there were no false positives, I came across this little gem amongst the enlargement and Viagra ads

    LADIES, bigger your asset now, give your mate a big surprise

    SizeUpBreast is a safe all herbal formula that helps woman to increase theirBreast Size

    – help with sagging problems
    – has a powerful phyto-hormonal action that leads to the growth and
    development of the areoli and consequently TheBreast size.

    * if your are her BF/HUBBY, buy your girl this 100% safe BreastEnhancement Pill
    * you will feel proud of having LargerBoobie mate

    About time women got their share of annoying email.

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    What I like about India

    They’re quite weird, but in a self-contained, needs no explanation way, asking nothing of anyone.

    Case in point – Man in India Marries Dog As Atonement. If this was in Europe or America, There would be some symbolic flagellation, fake tears, and cries for understanding. In India, the guy just married a stray dog, no fuss, no muss.

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  • Atlanta,  Weirdness

    Weird things on Craig’s List

    While I was uploading some large files I came across these two items on the “Women Seeking Men” section

    Item One:

    Hi. I am staying with friends outside Buckhead, BUt I have to move..I am 25 former Bad girl (was in trouble, not now)single. Looking to move in and COOK CLEAN DO LAUNDRY AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR NEEDS in xchange for rent and….I am very good looking..5’6″ 111 lt brown hair green eyes. and for real…Race doesnt matter

    Item Two:

    I am seeking a professional man that owns his own business and calls all the shots. To describe my self a little, I am multi-ethnic, 5’5, 130lbs, carmel skin, white teeth, nice curly medium length hair, very intelligent, discrete and sweet.

    I’m seeking employment, something 40 hours a weeks( I have a resume)
    The beneifits are office sex with me, or a side relationship.
    If you are serious respond with a place where we can interview(not a hotel or a house)and a job details.

    I’m not sure which combination of sued/murdered/robbed/conned would result, but at least two of them seem certain. Does people post these things because they work, or is it just a cry of desperation?

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    People are strange

    From the AJC; it seems that someone has been stalking Garrison Keillor

    Garrison Keillor has gotten a restraining order against a Georgia woman he claims has made telephone calls and sent him explicit e-mails and disturbing gifts, including a petrified alligator foot and dead beetles.

    Campbell said Keillor had misunderstood the letters, e-mails, packages and phone calls. She said she was never closer to his house than the sidewalk.

    “I believe that he’s paranoid, or some woman, his wife, is upset and told him he has to do something about it,” she said.

    Life is stranger than we can imagine. Garrison Keillor?

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